Channel 4 looks set to launch a new channel that would show the last seven days most popular programmes.
The plan is thought to be called ‘Project Shuffle’ and, according to sources close to the channel, it is an attempt to increase the broadcaster’s portfolio share.
Here are the best programmes on Channel 4 for week 5, Saturday 28th January - Friday 3rd February.
If your birthday takes place in week 5, you will be asked to take part in Come Dine with Me. Don't. Everyone will think you're an arse, your soufflés will taste of cowpat, and the diners will discover the dirty little secret in your garage.
Destiny wears gold hotpants and has a Noel Edmonds fetish.
Channel 4 Press Release posted:
Here are the best programmes on Channel 4 for week 4, Saturday 21st - Friday 27th January.
If your birthday falls between those dates, you will win a part in Hollyoaks this year, only to have to pull out at the last minute due to being too old and ugly.
You will also be tempted to write very nice words, all in a row, about what makes Channel 4 the best broadcaster in the world. Give in to temptation. If you don't, you will suffer an agonising hernia in your toe.
Fate sees romance waiting for you in Dictionary Corner on Thursday's Countdown.
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A former member
Channel 4's web site is currently down - but the holding page is sporting the new More4 logo: