The Jeremy Kyle show

Just saw the end of his show this morning and he said 'I am for this morning out of time...... Thank you to you five for watching at home. Take care bye bye for now'

Does anyone have any idea why he says 'five'?

You can catch it on +1 now or itv player later...

Ratings are slipping and that's his entire audience.

And most of his audience are at work.

Considering the stricter benefit rules, the core audience is probably out looking for work (as JK's mantra is to his guests) instead of watching.

Oh my God, people actually believe the rhetoric.

He did it again!!!! Who the hell are these 5 people!!!!

Keith Lemon, Louie Spence, Paul Dacre, Katie Price and Joey Essex.

Surely Katie Hopkins is one of them? She's as odious as he is....

Was it a joke, perhaps? Is this really worthy of a thread?

No not really...But might as well relish in it for a little while...

Well it's called 'tv forum' and the topic is about a tv program so yes. I think it is

They're not 5 specific people. Andy Hodgson often mentions his 3 viewers on bid, but I'm sure neither are being literal.