The Masked Singer

That not the same one that postage.

As I said, that's the US monster.

You would think there would use the same one?

The Australian Monster


The Dutch Monster


The German Monster


The French Monster


The British Monster



Hope that's cleared things up.

Don't have nightmares.

So this programme is really just selling an idea and each country comes up with there own masks?

Is this a singing contest for children’s TV characters?

It's a singing contest for terrifying children's TV characters. The sort you'd find on East German TV before the wall came down.



Except in each costume is a celebrity, their identity literally kept under wraps until they're eliminated. The judging panel has to guess who it is after they've voted them off (or to win).

Are we sure this is really the next big thing? I mean, it looks ****.

It has been winning its slot in the states, consistently beating Survivor and getting great ratings for Fox (between 8 and 10 million).

Tumble Tower will love this.

Anything would be an improvement on The X Factor.