The longest programme title in the world.... ever?

I'm really enjoying it! Watching the X Factor will never been the same again

It's great, so well observed. Surprised Peter Kay hasn't been in it much yet.

This is absolutely brilliant!!! Geraldine's bit is an absolute classic!

This is priceless stuff. 9 tu 5 mixing through to Holding Out for a Hero , "R Wayne" breaking into YMCA and "Geraldine" going on Tonight to defend her sex change - it has an almost Airplane! quality to it.

Anyone tried voting? 0808 is a free call from a landline

Nah, I just pressed the purple button.

Only thing sitting uneasily with me at the moment, and I bet Luxton's busting a gut at it, is the amount of sexual innuendo and s--t words. I'm sure the Mail will mention something!

"I haven't played by the frogs like that for years!" Classic...and PAUL McCARTNEY!! Sweet!

Yes, but 080 numbers aren't included on most mobile talk plans and are chargable calls. Funny as the show is, do they want to risk being involved in the phone calls controversy?

All you get is this number is not .....

its FAKE

here we go, they're numbers which are the equivalent of 555 numbers in the US

http://www.ofcom.org.uk/telecoms/ioi/numbers/num_drama

Hahah, Rick Astley and no Rickroll!

Oh I liked the parody of the suspension to open the envelope

Who will be walking (or rolling) out with the contract? Find out in an hour!

So far, superb. This is Peter Kay at his best, and well worth the wait. Slapstick, language play and biting satire.

I haven't laughed so hard in ages, it's brilliant. Oh and RICK ASTLEY popped up