FOX News viewing figures for the UK

Anyone know what the viewing figures for the FOX News Channel (via SKY digital) in the UK are, or how to find out?

Does anyone here watch FOX News? I suppose some newsjunkies watch FOX and CNN.

I do, but only to laugh at their 'fair and balanced' output!

Yes, Katherine.

Have they admitted that the Democratic Party has been formed yet?

No, has there? I thought there was 'only one' party.

Next you'll be telling me there weren't any wmd in Iraq.

Oh god no. They're part of a shady group called "liberals", who apparently hate America. Haven't you heard?

Liberals? I thought they were called the muslim commie ******* terrorists

Alas, no.

Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity need about three years' more therapy before they can bring themselves to spell it!

Will report any progress!

Suspect that any figures collated by BARB (the UK official TV audience monitoring system) are so low as to be meaningless - when you get below about 50,000 the numbers are pretty statistically unreliable AIUI - and I would be gobsmacked if Fox were close to that.