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Satellite channel 781 (September 2004)

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marksi
The Express Shopping Channel launches at 1700 today on satellite channel 781... there's a barker with Gloria Hunniford on air now.
NH
Nick Harvey Founding member
marksi posted:
Express Shopping Channel

<grin>

What's that then? Nine items or fewer, no credit cards?
NW
nwtv2003
Nick Harvey posted:
marksi posted:
Express Shopping Channel

<grin>

What's that then? Nine items or fewer, no credit cards?


Nope, it's a shopping channel ran by the Daily Express that has launched on Sky today and has been on the NTL EPG for weeks.

Nothing new, same old sh*te different channel.
CS
Cerulean Sunrise
Tune in from Midnight to buy back-issue boxsets of Sam Gets Her Girl, Sam Gets Her Girl 2 and Asian Babes Do London.

Express prop Richard Desmond aka Dirty Dicky Desmond.
NH
Nick Harvey Founding member
nwtv2003 posted:
Nope, it's a shopping channel ran by the Daily Express that has launched on Sky today and has been on the NTL EPG for weeks.

Nothing new, same old sh*te different channel.

God, you can even put "<grin>" at the front and get a totally serious put-down from a humourphobic.

This place is DEFINITELY going to the dogs.

The soderators hate me, the members hate me, I think I'm going to cry!
GS
Gavin Scott Founding member
I think someone needs a stiff drink.

Oh that's me.

Pull yourself together, Nick. I laughed; I just have trouble whipping out emoticons all over the place, so it were silent.

Where's that drink?
NH
Nick Harvey Founding member
There's a large red in the post!
JV
James Vertigan Founding member
A large red what, exactly?
GS
Gavin Scott Founding member
Scotsman.

Obviously.
NH
Nick Harvey Founding member
W(h)ine!
IS
Isonstine Founding member
Nick Harvey posted:
nwtv2003 posted:
Nope, it's a shopping channel ran by the Daily Express that has launched on Sky today and has been on the NTL EPG for weeks.

Nothing new, same old sh*te different channel.

God, you can even put "<grin>" at the front and get a totally serious put-down from a humourphobic.

This place is DEFINITELY going to the dogs.

The soderators hate me, the members hate me, I think I'm going to cry!


I don't hate you Nick...but please continue to use "soderators" - it still makes me laugh everytime.
JV
James Vertigan Founding member
OK - completely off topic, I know, but why does Isonstine's signature image always remind me of this picture of Bob Holness?

http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/programmes/b/blockbusters/bobholness_card.gif


Picture from UKGameShows

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