AJ
Not a mock per-se, more a format idea which may have reinvigorated the channel somewhat and added some new excitement.
The Problem
Sit-Up TV had been on its knees for a good few months before its demise. They were selling tat you could pick up on the high street for a couple of quid, and charging you £8 for the honour of delivery.
The format itself had become a bit snide in a way, with "huge savings" being described from over-inflated start prices. It seems that people had cottoned on to this and resented the extortionate charges.
In the end, they went for a horrendous win/lose format which saw them refusing to sell products to people who actually wanted to buy the tatt!
My Solution
A Co-Buying format where the price drops as each person comes in.
Co-Buys are starting to become more popular on the internet at the moment - a product is available for purchase for a set time, and the price drops as more people come in.
The products would be great quality (like they were on the channel back when it started!), and the price comparisons couldn't be argued with. Honesty would be key.
There would be a cheap premium rate number to get involved - so a little revenue is made on each call, but not so much to be extracting urine out of the customer! Postage is free (or very cheap, anyway) and is not a standardised £7.99 per item.
The way I would translate this to TV is as follows:
This is the start of the drop. The phones would be locked whilst the product was described. A 5 minute clock is on screen ready for the start of the drop.
A genuine price comparison. This is where the start price comes from - an average of three real prices which can be searched for online.
The Price Drop starts. As each caller comes in, the price drops by a set amount until 75% of the stock in this particular drop is sold.
The set amount is dictated by the channel's target price (which is not revealed to the viewer until it is achieved). In this case, I've used a Groupon price to set the lowest price. As each buyer comes in, in this example the price drops by £2.62 (calculated by the start price minus the target price divided by 30 [75% of the total quantity]).
The price drops for each new buyer until 75% of the stock in the drop is sold. Meanwhile, the clock carries on ticking.
75% of the stock is sold, so the price locks. The deal stays on screen at the locked price until the quantity is sold off or the timer reaches zero.
The quantity is sold before the timer reaches zero, so the final price is displayed - which, of course, everybody pays.
In this example, the timer is running out before 75% of the quantity is sold.
And we get a timeout, so the Price Drop ends (in this example, at £400.49). Still a great deal for the buyer, but not the best deal that they could have reached if more people had come in.
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So the "entertainment" factor is born out of the jeopardy between the quantity going down and the clock timing out. The amount of buyers genuinely dictates the saving. If there is a timeout, then the channel makes more money and the buyer still gets a decent saving.
Warehouse Clearance events would make way for "Speed Drops" which would have less time to get involved, but the price would drop even further and more quickly as the target price would be discounted.
Obviously this will never happen now, but it was just an idea I had going around my head which I think could have worked.
The Problem
Sit-Up TV had been on its knees for a good few months before its demise. They were selling tat you could pick up on the high street for a couple of quid, and charging you £8 for the honour of delivery.
The format itself had become a bit snide in a way, with "huge savings" being described from over-inflated start prices. It seems that people had cottoned on to this and resented the extortionate charges.
In the end, they went for a horrendous win/lose format which saw them refusing to sell products to people who actually wanted to buy the tatt!
My Solution
A Co-Buying format where the price drops as each person comes in.
Co-Buys are starting to become more popular on the internet at the moment - a product is available for purchase for a set time, and the price drops as more people come in.
The products would be great quality (like they were on the channel back when it started!), and the price comparisons couldn't be argued with. Honesty would be key.
There would be a cheap premium rate number to get involved - so a little revenue is made on each call, but not so much to be extracting urine out of the customer! Postage is free (or very cheap, anyway) and is not a standardised £7.99 per item.
The way I would translate this to TV is as follows:
This is the start of the drop. The phones would be locked whilst the product was described. A 5 minute clock is on screen ready for the start of the drop.
A genuine price comparison. This is where the start price comes from - an average of three real prices which can be searched for online.
The Price Drop starts. As each caller comes in, the price drops by a set amount until 75% of the stock in this particular drop is sold.
The set amount is dictated by the channel's target price (which is not revealed to the viewer until it is achieved). In this case, I've used a Groupon price to set the lowest price. As each buyer comes in, in this example the price drops by £2.62 (calculated by the start price minus the target price divided by 30 [75% of the total quantity]).
The price drops for each new buyer until 75% of the stock in the drop is sold. Meanwhile, the clock carries on ticking.
75% of the stock is sold, so the price locks. The deal stays on screen at the locked price until the quantity is sold off or the timer reaches zero.
The quantity is sold before the timer reaches zero, so the final price is displayed - which, of course, everybody pays.
In this example, the timer is running out before 75% of the quantity is sold.
And we get a timeout, so the Price Drop ends (in this example, at £400.49). Still a great deal for the buyer, but not the best deal that they could have reached if more people had come in.
***
So the "entertainment" factor is born out of the jeopardy between the quantity going down and the clock timing out. The amount of buyers genuinely dictates the saving. If there is a timeout, then the channel makes more money and the buyer still gets a decent saving.
Warehouse Clearance events would make way for "Speed Drops" which would have less time to get involved, but the price would drop even further and more quickly as the target price would be discounted.
Obviously this will never happen now, but it was just an idea I had going around my head which I think could have worked.