What odds on next year's BBC One ident being a parody of the John Lewis ad with various celebs on the trampoline, and an overhead shot as the endboard with circle?
That's 50-1. Other odds:
Sprout Boy grows up to be Cabbage Man: 8-1
Sprout Boy prepares a legal case against Aldi for copying his idea of anthropomorphic festive vegetation: 10-1
CGI BBC One personalities play various Christmas games in a CGI representation of Dot Cotton's front room: 12-1
A curtain maker is unhappy after BBC One yet again doesn't buy a red curtain from him. The curtains come to life in order to cheer the man up, recreating various Christmas scenes in the way only a curtain can: 20-1
Greg Scott dressed as Father Christmas: 30-1
Another Gareth Malone choir annoys various people, by singing choral versions of popular Christmas songs at inappropriate moments, including at Len Goodman's house as he's trying to prepare for retirement, with sleeping babies at a maternity ward, and at the residence Father Christmas himself: 75-1
Donald Trump dressed as Father Christmas: 100-1
Simple Christmas Model Scene launched close to Christmas: 1000000-1